::iris apfel::

It's settled. I'm totally ripping off Iris Apfel's look when I'm 80.

hell, maybe I'll even start this year.

don't you sort of want to push carmen-what's-her-face, out of the way?

she's so not doing it right.

don't let me to forget to wear fantastic elf shoes when I'm an octogenarian

and hang out with hot young designers {love you zac}

and kooky, not so, young designers

{basically, just a ton of great creative gay guys}

and be dressed to the nines at 9:00 a.m. on tuesday mornings

and always remember to give my husband, whiskery old lady kisses

Ms. Apfel, thank you. You make getting older actually look glamorous.