can I ask you something?

What am I missing here:

Alexander Wang thermal onsies

'holes throughout' {the buttons are nice}

worn with these, high heeled, patent pleather boots~as shown

The picture of myself hobbling around the ski cabin, in high heeled boots and moth eaten, long underwear that, will probably bag in the butt after one sitting, just doesn't make me want to run out and spend $302. Really, what am I missing?

btw, shopbop is having a great sale right now {on normal stuff}